It was the Illuminatus!
them and the evil plotting they do!
After all,,, Just because you are paranoid,, does NOT necessarily that they are NOT out to get you!
The Computer is your friend.
The Computer provides for your needs.
The Computer ensures that each and every citizen of Live-eviL is happy.
Failure to be happy is treason.
Treason is punishable by summary execution.
You are happy - aren't you?
We thought so.
Don't worry... BE HAPPY!
OR ELSE!!