How to make my current life:
1) Random Ingredients:
Mamo's taunts
Dead's bans
Gumba's arrogance
Emtee's consoling
sol's mode setting mania
ChanServ spams
Guy's bollocks, lips and everything else
School brat's shit
puked workload
2) You will need:
Energy sucker
Digital UV demoraliser
Double boiler
Electric mixer
frustration rack
large frying pan
a butcher knife
oiled tissue paper
large bowl
Mix the taunts and bans with the electric mixer and transfer to a large bowl. Add the puke, shit and spams and further grind with the demoraliser. Cut some bollocks and lips into tiny pieces with and transfer them to a large drying pan. Tranfer the contents of the large bowl to a double boiler, add mode setting mania and arrogance and boil for 6 hours. Now add the drying pan contents to them. After all the energy has been sucked out, make them into round-shaped life balls and sprinkle with Emtee's consoles. Dry them with the oiled tissue papers and leave them in a frustration rack. They should be ready to serve in an hour or two.
-Tsubasa
Ok, Mamo, so you asked me to post and I did. -_-