Things to keep in mind when calling the pig.

[Sindobook]

Alright a lot of people are getting chewed out lately, when you call the pig please keep in mind that he is a pig and does not necessarily care about the things you do, or that he can give advice regarding everything, b'cos he can't (or doesn't care to).  He's not your personal "Dear Abby" or something like that.

For instance if you call the pig to whine about gas prices or to vent about being dumped by your beloved, don't complain if he insults or berates you or your question does not get posted in the answers thread. 

That's all and have fun, happy calling.