Happy New Year.
My New Year's resolution is to try to be happy
happiness is mandatory...
YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING.(no one that matters) THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy. Being a citizen of Live-eviL is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend. Many traitors threaten Live-eviL. Many happy citizens live in Live-eviL. Most happy citizens are crazy. Which are more dangerous traitors or happy citizens? Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding.
Being a Fansubber is fun. The Computer tells you so. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? Fansubbers get yelled at, mashed, mangled, underappreciated, sued, igored, verbally abused and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many Fansubbers go crazy. You work with many Fansubber. They all carry lappyies. Aren t you glad you have a laptop too? Won t this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laptop handy!
Don't panic...
Don't panic...
everything is under control..