Well, seeing as how beer tastes like piss, I'd rather go for the "girly drinks" myself (didn't see any Kahlua Milks though :P). I'm more of a plum wine person, myself, but whiskey&coke does the trick too.
I think our translator, Eclipse-Zeta, is native Japanese. Though like most fansub translators you tend to see, he hasn't lived in Japan for ages. I, on the other hand, live in Japan at the moment. Combine us and that'll be close enough.