Author Topic: If you could choke any anime character... (Read 21062 times)

Danzig · « **on:** June 14, 2004, 10:25:20 am »

If you could brutally choke & throttle any anime character, who would he/she be?
(I mean.... Strangle with a violent manner...)

Personally... I hate Rock Lee from Naruto... I think he should just die and get it over with...

Rock Lee: "The Lotus Blooms twice."
Danzig: "What?"
Rock Lee: "You can't beat me!"
Danzig: "WTF are you talking about?"

*Running Noise* (Rock Lee)

Rock Lee: "AHHHHH!!!"
Danzig: "uh....."
Rock Lee: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Danzig: "um......."

*Trip!* (Danzig)

*Rock Lee falls on his face*

Danzig: "oops..."
Rock Lee: "Owww... you cheap bastard!!"
Danzig: "Sorry.. Here let me help you up."
Rock Lee: "Tha... *Choke* grr... *gag* ahh...."

*insert "dramaticly loud" instrumental music"

Danzig: "I HATE YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS!!! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR EYES!!!"
Rock Lee: "ACK!"
Danzig: "Your FACE FUCKING PISSES me OFF!"
Rock Lee: "ehhh... auh..."
Danzig: "JESUS CHRIST WHY DO YOU HAVE FUZZY EYEBROWS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!"
Rock Lee: "........."

*insert a twitching noise*

[End of Scene]

Yeah... thats pretty much how I feel.....

DeadAlready911 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2004, 03:20:41 am »

That was disturbing.

greenkabbage · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2004, 05:47:38 am »

uh so much anger towards rock lee... i'm kinda amazed.
watch out for heart attacks and such

Danzig · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2004, 10:39:40 am »

It is rare when I get pissed off at an anime character

.... But seriously.... I HATE FUZZY EYEBROWS!

Spymon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2004, 03:57:17 am »

I could happily strangle any one of the Naruto cast. That Sakura girl is particularly annoying. She did nothing for 30eps despite being one of the central characters.

unmei · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2004, 03:28:24 am »

hmm @spymon: thats how naruto works..

i could strangle a whole set of characters right off, but i forgot how the series was called. I deleted every trace of it form my computer storage a couple of months ago and my human memory tends to forget things it doesn't want to remember..

mikala · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2004, 03:44:57 am »

naruto in fact is like Initial D , isn't it ?

/me runs away

Vash · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2004, 03:51:45 am »

mikala u bastard. Initial d is awesome.

Someone that I hate from anime series.
shingie what ever his name in neon gensies he was a fucking pussy.

Spymon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2004, 12:45:15 am »

At least stuff happens in Initial D. 4th stage works well in that races last a max of 2episodes. Naruto is one of the most painful shows I've watched. Whilst ID isn't ground breaking it is at least good clean fun.

DeadAlready911 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2004, 02:03:33 am »

I've thought about it and I decided I would choke the lead character in Love Hina. He was the biggest loser ever.

KillJoy · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2004, 07:14:05 am »

The main guy from Slam Dunk. No scratch that. Any of the basket ball players from Slam Dunk, I didn't care for the show and stopped watching it after just 2 episodes.

Spymon · « **Reply #11 on:** September 26, 2004, 01:55:57 am »

I would choke all of the players in Dear Boys. I should be safe to say that now that it's licensed.

crypticgimp · « **Reply #12 on:** September 26, 2004, 03:09:55 am »

spymon dont be a hater. you know you loved all that teenage basketball angst

KillJoy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 26, 2004, 12:38:24 pm »

Spymon might have liked the teenage basketball angst, but I still hated Slam Dunk.

GunsmithCat · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2004, 10:49:01 am »

I would choke the living shit outta the guy with the EG6 with the Night Kids from Initial D first stage.... That guy was the kinda dude who really really got ya pissed off....

tlynnec · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2004, 10:05:16 am »

Too much Naruto hating here :C - That show is aweesome--- though Sakura could do with a bit of throttling. and Sasuke for being a twit.

But if I could throttle ANY anime character it'd be Victoria in Hellsing: either be a real vampire or stop taking up all of Alucard's precious screentime!

Oh, and all 3 brats in NGE can go too.

... I'm also curious what'd be like to throttle Al from FMA: can u throttle a guy w/o a body?

Akirasuto · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2004, 10:31:20 am »

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I would choke all of the players in Dear Boys. I should be safe to say that now that it's licensed.

HahaQ I couldn't agree more. I would choke most characters voiced by Horie yui, in fact. It's just me :-/

crypticgimp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2004, 05:49:26 pm »

all you dear boys haters are just playin yourselves.. you know you loved the bad plot/animation...

KillJoy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2004, 01:41:41 pm »

I think I hated well this list goes on too long but if we stick to cartoon characters....

Put me down for all the Initial D characters when they are speaking english.

Ryouske · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2005, 07:47:01 am »

i could really choke itsuki from initial D... fish lips he has.... disturbing

Spymon · « **Reply #20 on:** April 06, 2005, 12:07:22 am »

I could choke all of the characters from Initial D, for badass street racers why do they all look like they've been dressed by their mothers?

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