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KillJoy:
I'd go to see a shrink.. but after the last experiance it seems pointless.
I went to my shrink and I told her, “Doc, I got this problem that every time I go to bed I think there is someone under the bed and I can’t sleep. So I get under the bed and of course no one is there, but now I’m worried someone is on top of the bed. I go back and forth on top of the bed then under the bed all night long. Do you think you can help me?”
The shrink looks me square in the eye and said, “If you come in for 3 visits a week at $100 each for the next 4 years I believe we can get to the root of your problems.”
My friend cured me for 5 bucks though. He cut the legs off my bed.
After that I don't have much use for a shrink.
crypticgimp:
LOL good thing to have friends that think on their feet
KillJoy:
The shrink I had before that saw me out in the hall one day painting the ceiling at his office building. He paced around for a moment and looked back up to me and said, "get a firm grip on that brush boy, I'm going to borrow your ladder."
crypticgimp:
ahahahahahahaha
KillJoy:
Dr. Psyche the cut rate Head Shrinker. On mixed up heads he likes to tinker.
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