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That's a random quote.
« on: October 07, 2004, 08:18:45 pm »
My goal here is to read other random quotes to add into my life.  Far too often someone says things around that are totally funny out of context.  So I'll kick this off with the first random quote.

"All my friends say I'm an idiot, but I don't really call them my friends anyway."

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2004, 01:13:10 am »
and as i once told my friend "bhairavi...look at the belly button!"
"Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!"
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2004, 02:14:25 am »
Sometimes infliction is all it takes to make something different.

"This isn't science, we're killing people."

Try that out giving accents to different words making them sound most important. Might just be me.

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2004, 01:09:22 pm »
"i am not a shrimp! i am a king prawn!"
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2004, 01:21:51 pm »
"I don't taste good, don't even think about your favorite Kabbage Roll recipe"
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2004, 11:22:47 pm »
"The problem with free advice is you still over pay for it."

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2004, 07:52:56 pm »
"uuh..i cant get it on 'cause of the lotion!"
::insert grunting here::
SNAP!
"owww!!!!!!!"

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2004, 08:51:18 pm »
^^^^^^
O_O;
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2004, 07:25:26 am »
"There is no problem too big to fix with more duct tape"

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2004, 08:41:47 am »
"ducky go down the hoooooooole!"
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2004, 07:17:12 am »
"If you can't be handsome you can at least be handy"

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2004, 06:58:31 pm »
"i don't eat meat 'cause i'm a veterinarian."
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2004, 09:27:18 pm »
"I don't know what that is, but I know it isn't good"

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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2004, 04:18:46 am »
"I have a fishy shaped toothbrush holder on my desk holding pencils. It is staring at me."
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Re: That's a random quote.
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2004, 10:52:03 am »
"The Hole Hawg is dangerous because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound by the physical limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and neither is it limited by safety interlocks that might be built into a homeowner's product by a liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger lies not in the machine itself but in the user's failure to envision the full consequences of the instructions he gives to it."