Topic: That's a random quote.

[crypticgimp]

"i like a little length on my short sleeves"

[KillJoy]

"Laugh and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either"

[crypticgimp]

"what?! omg! who is driving?!"  "BEAR!" repeat until you die

[Kiba]

"eagles may flight high, but Weasles do get sucked into jet engines"

[KillJoy]

"I agree that someone has to care, I just don't agree that that someone is me."

[crypticgimp]

 "until i die and then you drill a hole in my head to put your wang in"

[KillJoy]

"A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, except different"

[tlynnec]

"I can't be a farmer - I don't have any ducks!"

[KillJoy]

"If only we could get people to turn out and vote for the president as religiously as they vote for the next American Idol..." - KillJoy's wishful thinking

[tlynnec]

"What goes up better #$% not come down on me!"

[KillJoy]

things every plumper knows, "Shit does down, water goes up, and payday is every other Friday."

[crypticgimp]

"lunar eclipse is when the sun goes in front of the moon"

[KillJoy]

I was in college and a girl came up to me as serious as a heart attack and asked what planet was going between the earth and the moon  to cause the lunar eclipse..  I was so shocked I couldn't even give a snide remark for at least 5 seconds.

now for a quote -

"I don't think this is a brains kinda outfit"

[tlynnec]

"She's not the fastest snail in the race"

[crypticgimp]

"the angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of meat and inversely proportional to the mass of ass"