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How many times can you hit the Snooze button?!

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KillJoy:
some people really just have no clue as to what they are doing and do it as they are creatures of habit.  I guess a good example would be myself. I was driving home from my friend's house after the whole alarm thing  and I took the road i always seem to take, and as a habit I was speeding.  Till I saw a cop... Which either didn't care or never found a place to turn around because there was no point in me trying to hide I was speeding so I sped up after I got out of his sight (2 seconds after he saw me coming around a blind curve. ) and took a side road I'm happy I remembered where it went.  

Creatures of habit tend to stick with something till it gets them in trouble. at least I didn't get in trouble.

crypticgimp:
humans are creatures of habit in general.  we each have some kind of daily routine and god forbid something interrupts it as we would go out of whack.  its funny what people do in their own homes that you normally wouldnt know about until you stayed over (like in your case killjoy).

KillJoy:
I would have killed him if he grew up in my house doing that with a snooze button.

Or at least he would find out how hard it is to sleep with a frozen mattress.  (it is possible, you just need lots of help getting it back inside after freezing it.  You soak it with water sit it out on a very cold night and let it freeze up like a block of ice, then pack it back in and cover it over with a new sheet and blanket to look like it was never touched.  it will break someone's back if they jump on the bed or flop down on it)

But maybe I've grown past all that.  after all freezing a matress takes at least 3 other people to help you move.  I'm more likely to just use coolaid or powdered milk on someone these days.  Coolaid if I have to live with them and powdered milk if they aren't going to be in my house smelling the place up.

Dust a nice little layer of either under their sheet and when they sleep the body will sweat and open up pores which soak in the powder to make them either colored like a smurf or smelling like spoiled milk.  Classic really.

crypticgimp:
that's just...gross...

KillJoy:
most things men do for revenge are.  Or in general for that matter....

But women still date us so I guess that speaks of their tastes as well?

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