Too much Naruto hating here :C - That show is aweesome--- though Sakura could do with a bit of throttling. and Sasuke for being a twit.
But if I could throttle ANY anime character it'd be Victoria in Hellsing: either be a real vampire or stop taking up all of Alucard's precious screentime!
Oh, and all 3 brats in NGE can go too.
... I'm also curious what'd be like to throttle Al from FMA: can u throttle a guy w/o a body?