If you want to apoligize, don't place conditions on your apology and at least try to make it sound genuine. The pig already answered you, and he doesn't like people who just run their mouth over skype and never stop to listen to his answers. There is a proper order, and when talking to the pig, here it is: ask question, wait, listen to answer. Only a fool expects that asking the same question repeatedly will get him a different answer. No one assumed you were a 'retard' at first, but when you kept asking him the same question over and over, and then even tried to set up a date between him and Yuebing, well, go figure.