I voted for Captain Harlock / Queen Millenia and GE999 because I really enjoy the works Leiji Matsumoto creates. There's just something about them... I can't really explain it...
I also voted for Tsubasa Chronicle because I enjoy the series, no big reason really
Man....I dun get how ye can like Tsubasa one one hand, and then appreciate Matsumoto stuff. I mean, I admit both are stupid, but....common man? Harlock could just smile at the entire Clamp Universe, and theyd run away. Exept for Hikaru, cause shes the hawt red-head chik, who cant back down. And Fuu, casue shes HAWET too. Omg....
SO I remember this one Rayearth Episode, where there was like this EVIL dude, and he wanted to be EVIL, so he was like DUDE, Im going to be mean today and make people sufffer. So he got in his uber Mecha with uber minions (Also in Uber mecha, go figuer
) and then was like AHHAAHAHAHH THE WORLD IS MINE (Also, at this point, hes a clamp guy so like 400000 gurlz are fawining over him and making Yaoi Fanfics....)
Okay okay So back to the story. So hes doing bad stuff and making a mess, when CAPTAIN HARLOCK comes on down to show him whos boss. So the Arcadia comes RUMBLIN into Magic-Land and captian harlock is ONTOP of it, steering the whole thing and basically lollerskatin. So the evil dude is like OMFG im D-E-D DEAD, and starts to shit his cool looking armor, but then Black Jack is like OMG dude, if you do that youll lose teh fan gurlz, Take this Pepto-Bismol. SO he takes it, and doesnt shit his armor, but hes STILL REALLY friggn scared, which is understandable given Harlocks Smile and the arcadia bearing down on him, and shooting up his minions, as they had all charged the ship tying to one up each other and look good infront of the boss (as that is what minions do, no?) Okay so then all the minoins either ran away after seeing Harlocks battle smile after he shot em all one by one, not counting the one time he got shot directly, but then just bled a bit and smirked, invoking a HORRRIBLE WAVE OF SHEER HORROR and causing WHOLE RANKS OF GOONS TO FLEE FOR THIER LIVES!!!!
Okay, so the big evil clamp dude is like, SCREW this! and hes like, asking Black Jack to make him buff, becasue he was really skinny so he could be popular with teh chicks and get into fanfics. Okay So Black jack is like SHURE, ill give you UBAR MUSCLES, for 1,000,000 DOLLARS!! AHAHAHHA!!!!! So then, becasue hes the genius surgeon that the era has longed for, gives him muscles in under 3 seconds with his godlike scalpel skillz, and is like OMG dude...pay up. So the Evil dude writes him a check, and BJ is pretty satisfied. BUT WAIT OMFG""""""!!!!!!
Harlock is *PISSED at Black Jack* I mean, all the way to the point where hes saying `TOMO YO!!` pissed. So he SHOOTS BLACK JACk, IN THE FACE!!!! And Black Jack DIES, but then his hands operate on his head, and deflect all the lazer beams from the arcadia with godlike scalpel skillz. So Black jackl is back up, and the evil clamp dude is like
OKAY ITS GO TIME.but the clamp dude tripeed on a rock, becasue his armor was still to huge for him, and he never actually had any combat experience. it turns out his armor is just for show, and he never intended to fight in it, SO, naturally, he bungled with it when push came to shove.
So, long story short, Black Jack Operated on his broken kneee WHILE fighting Harlock....In a Boxing duel. But then they started using Knives, then guns, then Dinosaurs Jousting.
Its at this point that Harlock smiles and is LIKE SCREW this omg....So he just shoots them both in the foot and smiles, casue hes reallyu a nice guy and doesnt want to such fine people (at least in the case of BJ, he didnt want to piss him off by killin the clamp dude) get ganked. So then harlock goes back to his ship and into his private quarters with the SCHMEXY mime, as the Arcadia sails off into the sea of stars to another battlefield. Bj goes home, so he can wait for phone calls, and the clamp dude is like DUDE, Now i can wear armor well, trhink of all the fans!!! ZOMGF!!!
But then all the fan gurlz are like OMFG he weighs more than 40lbs and is not anorexic, and find another dude to fawn over omg. the end.
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