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Post by: KillJoy on October 07, 2004, 08:18:45 pm: My goal here is to read other random quotes to add into my life. Far too often someone says things around that are totally funny out of context. So I'll kick this off with the first random quote.

"All my friends say I'm an idiot, but I don't really call them my friends anyway."
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 08, 2004, 01:13:10 am: and as i once told my friend "bhairavi...look at the belly button!"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 08, 2004, 02:14:25 am: Sometimes infliction is all it takes to make something different.

"This isn't science, we're killing people."

Try that out giving accents to different words making them sound most important. Might just be me.
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 08, 2004, 01:09:22 pm: "i am not a shrimp! i am a king prawn!"
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Post by: greenkabbage on October 08, 2004, 01:21:51 pm: "I don't taste good, don't even think about your favorite Kabbage Roll recipe"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 08, 2004, 11:22:47 pm: "The problem with free advice is you still over pay for it."
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 09, 2004, 07:52:56 pm: "uuh..i cant get it on 'cause of the lotion!"
::insert grunting here::
SNAP!
"owww!!!!!!!"
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Post by: greenkabbage on October 09, 2004, 08:51:18 pm: ^^^^^^
O_O;
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Post by: KillJoy on October 10, 2004, 07:25:26 am: "There is no problem too big to fix with more duct tape"
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 10, 2004, 08:41:47 am: "ducky go down the hoooooooole!"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 14, 2004, 07:17:12 am: "If you can't be handsome you can at least be handy"
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 14, 2004, 06:58:31 pm: "i don't eat meat 'cause i'm a veterinarian."
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Post by: KillJoy on October 14, 2004, 09:27:18 pm: "I don't know what that is, but I know it isn't good"
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Post by: tlynnec on October 15, 2004, 04:18:46 am: "I have a fishy shaped toothbrush holder on my desk holding pencils. It is staring at me."
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Post by: KillJoy on October 16, 2004, 10:52:03 am: "The Hole Hawg is dangerous because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound by the physical limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and neither is it limited by safety interlocks that might be built into a homeowner's product by a liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger lies not in the machine itself but in the user's failure to envision the full consequences of the instructions he gives to it."
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 17, 2004, 05:49:39 am: "i like a little length on my short sleeves"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 20, 2004, 11:47:38 pm: "Laugh and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either"
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 24, 2004, 06:48:27 am: "what?! omg! who is driving?!" "BEAR!" repeat until you die
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Post by: Kiba on October 24, 2004, 07:22:10 am: "eagles may flight high, but Weasles do get sucked into jet engines"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 24, 2004, 08:11:59 pm: "I agree that someone has to care, I just don't agree that that someone is me."
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 26, 2004, 05:41:51 am: "until i die and then you drill a hole in my head to put your wang in"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 26, 2004, 07:27:35 am: "A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, except different"
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Post by: tlynnec on October 26, 2004, 07:43:29 am: "I can't be a farmer - I don't have any ducks!"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 26, 2004, 07:47:42 am: "If only we could get people to turn out and vote for the president as religiously as they vote for the next American Idol..." - KillJoy's wishful thinking
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Post by: tlynnec on October 26, 2004, 08:46:49 am: "What goes up better #$% not come down on me!"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 27, 2004, 05:27:26 am: things every plumper knows, "Shit does down, water goes up, and payday is every other Friday."
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 28, 2004, 09:25:40 pm: "lunar eclipse is when the sun goes in front of the moon"
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Post by: KillJoy on October 29, 2004, 12:48:24 am: I was in college and a girl came up to me as serious as a heart attack and asked what planet was going between the earth and the moon to cause the lunar eclipse.. I was so shocked I couldn't even give a snide remark for at least 5 seconds.

now for a quote -

"I don't think this is a brains kinda outfit"
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Post by: tlynnec on October 29, 2004, 02:51:59 am: "She's not the fastest snail in the race"
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 29, 2004, 06:52:26 am: "the angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of meat and inversely proportional to the mass of ass"
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Post by: crypticgimp on October 29, 2004, 07:12:01 am: "we are dying of scurvy in our homosexual boat."
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Post by: KillJoy on October 29, 2004, 06:24:33 pm: "This halloween try handing out candy bars that are frozen. And for added fun hand them out by using a sling shot."
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Post by: tlynnec on October 30, 2004, 12:25:54 am: "My feet are on their last legs..."
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Post by: KillJoy on October 31, 2004, 04:48:07 am: "for halloween I'm trying to get my wife not wear make up, thats the scarest thing I've ever seen"
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Post by: tlynnec on November 02, 2004, 05:23:08 am: "There's nothing quite like realizing that you have less fingers than you thought"
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Post by: KillJoy on November 02, 2004, 05:39:48 am: "No officer I have no idea how fast I was going since the car only reads to 145mph"
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Post by: tlynnec on November 04, 2004, 02:09:43 am: "That guy sheds like a Mongolian dog"
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Post by: KillJoy on November 04, 2004, 07:18:44 am: "You wanna talk contact patches? Your car has contact patches the size of your tounge. The deliverator's car has contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. It takes off like a bad day and can stop on a placenta."
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Post by: mikala on June 22, 2005, 04:35:08 am: * gimptastic has come to the conclusion that mikala is some geeky pc super hero person
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Post by: crypticgimp on June 22, 2005, 04:38:06 am: because POOF! you're here to help and then POOF! you disappear
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Post by: tesdall on June 25, 2005, 08:36:11 pm: my fav saying

"where ever you go, there you are"
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Post by: mikala on June 26, 2005, 06:06:12 am: < gufymike> Ether_Man, I just don't like group a (leechers) who tell group b (anyone filling the leeching need) who they should do things, cause it doesn't meet with group a's liking, when its a free service group b is providing