Grr... and due to my post whoring it gets harder and harder to reach god status.
Well you can get God status pretty quick. You need 3 steps.
1. Install Linux.
2. Run as root.
3. You are now God over that machine.
Of course I left out step 1.1 -bitching out the machine for taking 15 recomplies of the kernal. and step 1.2 Finding only a driver written by someone who speaks spanish to run your wireless card.
and a whole host of other charming enchantments of installing something that is intentionally left to make lesser people feel intemidated.
or to bypass step 1 and all the fractional steps to step 2, you can put in a Knoppix CD. It just works and any idiot can use it.
Again ROOT IS GOD. So I think we should try to set "ROOT" for the highest level you can get for posting in here.