STATUS IS STALLED; MONDO STALLED.
No man is brave enough to deal with the Dark Shoujo Arts.
I woulda done it, being the awsome, fearless guy that I am, but Harlock is cooler. Tetsuro is cooler. And even some of the characters in QM. But Mostly Harlock. I mean face it, If You Had Dr. Rin VS Harlock, the outcome is SO OBVIOUS!
DRRN:The wind is blowing East, and my special color is blue, so i need to expect Mr. Harlock to come from the direction of the park.
<GunShot Noise from a different direction than that of the park>
HRLK:Every person forges his own destiny. (Wind blows, causing his hair to undulate dramatically, at which point, he walks off)
BUT THEN, That Guy that is evil is like WTF! NO ONE KILLS MY SOON TO BE GIRLFRIEND!! OMG!!!
And he gets all in Harlocks face, and is like shouting things at him, like "Wallhacker" and "NetDecker" and bascially acting like a brat. But then Harlock Shoots him and says something like:
HRLK:Real men do not complain. If you had cared that much, you should have protected her. (then the BIRD perches on his shoulder, and he walks off!)
BUT THEN, the GUARDIAN DRAGON SPIRITS COME, and they are (I know its hard to figure out why) PISSED. I mean like ANGRY PISSED. They try to attack the Arcadia, but then Captain harlock smiles, and they shit their celestial pants when they realized how outclassed they are, and offer Harlock an unconditional truce. but then harlock says OPEN FIRE, and they shoot the Dragons DEAD!!! Harlock is then Harlock is all like
HRLK: You should have prepared yourself for such an outcome before. Hrmpf. "Guardian" spirits these days.
At which point, all the gurls are like OMG What a SUPERSTUD, and TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM, but he is all like NO WAY, IM TOO COOL FOR GURLZ!!!
However, the epic chronicle does not end here! The monkey thing was plotting revenge during that time, however, his plans did not come close to inevitable failure, as a taxodermist caught him and boiled all his skin off so he could study his skeleton.
Hrm. Are there any characters left? I *Think* I got everyone. Hrm....
